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infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

(via flounderyoureallyareaguppy)

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

bedussey:

THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP

YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD

BUT THAT ONE

FUCKING

SHIP

MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

yeah i didn’t like titanic either

i was gonna reblog anyways but that titanic comment just made this 10x better

(via mickysprincessxox)

talkdisney2me:

kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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I mean, other than taylor swift, they are all great booty moves